16 Jokes That Will Make Queer Women Laugh Every Time

    My hair used to be straight...it must have been a phase.

    1. This literary masterpiece:

    2. The struggle of this dissatisfied customer:

    3. This plot twist:

    4. And this punch line:

    5. This actual scientific diagram:

    6. These puns that would absolutely make Ellen chuckle:

    7. Because puns are downright magical:

    8. Pansexual puns are never over the top...

    9. ...especially when they end with pancakes.

    GET IT? OK, no more puns.

    10. This brilliant series of snaps that deserves a standing ovation:

    11. This little bloop:

    12. And this one too:

    13. This sext:

    14. This spot-on reaction:

    15. This response that proves sarcasm is our greatest human invention:

    16. And the pickup line to end all pickup lines:

    Now, let's never tell this joke ever again.

    (Please.)